Gold Standard
“Yellow colored objects appear to be gold.”
Aristotle, 384 - 322 B.C.
Here’s a fun exercise: Gold is going for $673.40 a troy ounce, which works out to $9,818.17 per pound. Multiply that by your weight and you’ll know exactly how much you’re worth in this spring trend.
Who needs roads paved in gold when you have gold heels? Create your own good luck and wear them with everything from jeans to suits.
Flaunt your wealth (even if it’s mostly knowledge) with a gold purse. Anything you put in it (breath mints, bobby pins, etc.) will feel a luxury commodity.
Every storm cloud will have a golden lining with a metallic rain coat. I’ll understand if you do a rain dance or two.



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